Bart Simpson
You're turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug.
Homer Simpson
In theory, Communism works! In theory.
Frank Grimes
I live in a single room above a bowling alley...and below another bowling alley.
Groundskeeper Willie
Back in Edinburg, we had a coal miners strike. All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top. Then one day the mine collapsed. No one made it out alive, not even Willie!
Chief Wiggum
When I look at people I don't see colors; I just see crackpot religions.
Comic Book Guy
Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Dr. Nick
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
Homer Simpson
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
Otto
Oh, wow, windows. I don't think I could afford this place.
Troy McClure
Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain.
Abe Simpson
Why are you pleople avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of death?
Dr. Nick
Ah, be creative. Instead of making sandwhiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Moe Szyslak
When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Next I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
Comic Book Guy
Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Homer Simpson
All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort.
Homer Simpson
For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."
Duffman
Oh Yeah!
Rainier Wolfcastle
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Waylon Smithers
I think women and seamen don't mix
Bart Simpson
Eat my shorts